a man with a bone to pick...

Nothing scares...

Bwware...

When it comes to the Vice President, there's only one man with the power to stop him...

Joe the Plumber couldn't stop....

Even the Media Hound can't escape........The Airplane Poacher

Better run FOX! Your scent's been picked up by...

beating foreigners with angry mobs it's...

Even Howard can't duck...

When it comes to characters of cheesy 80's flicks, nothing tops:

You know him. You love him. It''s...

Phil can't control his power when this renegade stirs things up!

without mass there is no gravity. InfintesiMo won't be able to anchor himself against the winds of...

MagnoFry can look, but he can't find...

Harnessing the power of the sun, it's...

I hope the AnNileAtor knows a good plastic surgeon, she'll need to have her nose rebuilt after her battle with...

There's no warfare like germ warfare. Meet...

All learned men are the sworn enemy of...

Got anger issues? Try counseling through the wonderful....

Brain Freeze is melted by the impetuousness of...

Inventors and clever folks beware! Meet...

No spinner can out spin the perpetual spin of

The Worm is for amateurs. Pull up your parachute pants, it's...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_%28breakdance_move%29

Just hope you don't see only half of...

Adam Apple each day keeps The Good Doctor away

A puppet of the pharmaceutical industry, there's no problem he can't write a prescription for.

it's Addicting...

Bringing a new musical to the table it's...

Serving up success deep fat fried, it's...

Arriving unexpectedly and already far more sour than any vinegar, boo and hiss at...

Science Fair Judges BEWARE! No one in the Cafetorium can escape the slightly vinegar-scented fury of...

The Battery Eater can't withstand the scrutiny of...

Sucking every last bit of power from its victims its...

A man filled with power; it's...

Gout poses no danger to...

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gout (caused by buildup of uric acid, hence the name and tattoo)

nothing takes The Foot out of commission like The Gout

Delivering a TMNTKO...

You can add this Bayou Battler as a friend on MySpace!

Barb Wire would do well to hire some anonymous bodyguards if she wants any chance of slowing down...

They're heroes on the half-shell.

She's cold and has a sharp tongue it's...

The Cougar Is No Match for.........the TAXIDERMISTS!!!

Congo Jack won't be top of the food chain for long once he's been...

It's sort of like being touched by an angel, but with more maiming.

Animal kingdom beware! Always on the lookout for rare game it's...

The barren mother won't be barren for long after she meets...

nobody loves...

He's legendary, he's a killer, he's horny, he's.......

His house, his rules. Don't dare to defy...

Re-done due to lameness! Forgive.

Using Rock and Roll to help you Walk and Stroll, it's...

Not Being Able to Stand Means Nothing To.....

So, the Highwayman wants you to stand and deliver? Well...

http://www.stand-and-deliver.org.uk/

Old Man River could use a laxative. He's a little backed up because of...

Rasputin will finally meet his end at the icy hands of...

Burn him all you want, you won't kill...

Just when you least expect them...

I hope you've got a good HMO. Beware...

you'll never have the last word around...

Eliminating variables won't help you against...

Tired of confusing symbols? Just call...

When in Rome...

No one's got better taste than...

even flying pigs don't have a snowball's chance in hell against...

No Jew is safe from...

Got to get tough...

It'll take more than a feminist to vanquish Miss Ogyny. Meet...

Rosie will get stuck back in the kitchen after she meets...

Even The Loose Cannon Can't Escape the Fastening Power of......

The ethics committee means nothing to the...

That kind of behavior won't be tolerated by...

Fatties beware. It's...

Don't bring a glass of wine to an opera starring...

Meet...

In all the world, only one creature can defeat the Crocodile Hunter and suffer no ill will for his actions. Number one in our hearts...

Dispatching Snakes on a Plane faster than you can stick a thumb up a croc's buthole and doing it whiter than Samuel L. Jackson ever could, it's......

With blood even colder than Iceman himself, fear the arrival of...

Striking homoerotic fear into 8 bit wannabe Icemen everywhere, it's.......

the enemy of dinosaurs, picnics and Mega Man...

The Bronto to Beat the Bicentennial Bayou Battler...

No outlet for Technical Difficulties here

Uh-oh! Looks like the HypnoToad is experiencing...

Edited: Because intangibility is wrong.

Mesmerstache is no match for the hypnotic powers of...

Sorry, Doc, nobody wants to listen to you now that we've met...

Teaching you to believe in yourself. It's...

Tell him anything you want. Your beliefs, no matter how bizarre or unfounded will have no effect on...

You don't tell him...He tells you.

A man who doesn't see black and white... only red...

Showing later Presidents how the Old School rolls...

All the solidarity in the world can't protect you from the black and white fury of...

Spreading solidarity with the Writers' Guild of America, it's...

No building can withstand the 8-bit fury of...

After a long day, you'll need to relax with a drink at...

Mona will never get her victims alone, because of...

Meet the most intrepid of interns...

Afraid of no draft, it's...

Pulling rank on Rough Draft is...

Go ahead and revise...

A lawyer doesn't stand a chance against...

The 5-0 are powerless against...

Dealing with crackheads is all in a day's work for...

A herd of Red Bulls couldn't take down...

Foe to all that is feminine (especially unicorns), it's the...

And yes, the Red Bull has his own theme music!

Watch out gold diggers, it's...

You'll be lucky to have a drop of bleach left after a visit from...

Watch your cleaning supplies around...

Taking her to the cleaners, it's...

Dirt don't stick on the Queen of Qleen!

Prepare to face the terrible suction force of...

"Hail to the king, baby!" It's...

For no mere mortal can resist the evil of...

It's close to midnight...

No ruler is safe around...

When it comes to ruling the courts, don't mess with...

There has never been a court that can't be ruled by...

When the executive branch goes too far, appeal to...

Stopping medical science wherever progress may be made, its...

Still mad at Mel about that ridiculous hairstyle, fear the vengeance of...

Legally, he's just out of Darth's range

More insidious than Darth Sidious, more invasive than Darth Vader, it's...

Together, 1337 kR3W is strong, but their collective strength pales against...

Ready to pwn any n00b, look out for the...

TKK TKK TMB N S RMB CHR BR RCH PP PR PMB has met his match

No name stands no chance versus the biggest name of them all...

Miss Fyre is about to meet her match....

You never expect the explosive temper of...

You picked the wrong continent Dingo, here comes the...

The Dingo will eat your baby

Give it up for...

She don't need no ephing rollercoaster to take a ride...

Prepare to be turned away by...

The BBP ain't got nothing on these guys, entertainment wise...

(Just like hornstar's last post, I'm not making this stuff up... http://www.rentamidget.com )

Fear the sound and the fury of the...

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go, it's...

Need to turn the heat up? Call....

I've got a match! Your face and my...

Grass huts are no match for the...

He'll bring any head down to size, it's....

You'll never get a guillotine around...

Fear the long swift blade of...

Common housewives don't stand a "chance" against...

It's pleasure before business....

Changing the way people live, it's...

Redressing injustice and everything else, it's...

She'll succumb to the forces of the....

The Trendsetter is baffled by the...

source

Bedhead is SO last season, thanks to...

The Barber can't deal with the new fangled crap from ...

The Brand is about to get a brand-new shave...

When you just can't negotiate with an ass, call in...

All negiotiation tactics fail when you're dealing with...

I'm sure you can work something out with...

Jack Lo got you down?? Come fly the friendly skies.

Foiling Carjackers for decades, it's...

Get the hell out, fool! We're...

The Bouncer is no match for...

The Forger doesn't fool ...

Too young? Call...

They're going to be in big trouble after Homecoming Night with...

You should have seen the last guy that said that pigskin wasn't "real" football...

The secret service had better keep their diving to the pool, it's...

* No one dives quite like the Italians.

Need a little extra protection? Call...

He also handles troublesome reporters.

Oh no!!! Cheney's down by the...

If the peace has been disturbed, it's probably...

Eating disorders won't bring down...

Context

Stripping gymnasts of vital nutrients, it's...

Looks like you need a lesson from...

And death comes from right under his nose by the...

Why think adoption when you can RU-486? Just call...

Have too many children? Call...

Mom's gonna get a little busy when she meets...

Source

Unapproved plastic objects are safe when she's around!

A danger to plastic things that fit in his mouth, it's...

He'll chew anything to get to the next level.

Master Chuck will be Ground Chuck when he tangles with...

Guitar Hero is no match for....

Mesmerizing hippies nationwide, look out for...

source

Striking fear in the hearts of the IRS, leaving no van hidden, it's...

Should have been Incorporated, because here comes the...

Those urchins just can't resist the jingling coins of...

Good luck blackmailing the...

Waiting to cash in when corporates go bad is...

Who needs Promoters when you're the...

Stuck in a crappy job? Hire...

Watch out F'n Dropout here comes the...

Who needs school supplies when you're....

You'll never escape from...

Not even the Titler is safe from....

Now let's see who you REALLY are, with the help of...

"Aunty"-Uncle Matter... taking the "boozer" out and putting the "bruiser" in Uncle Matter since 1874

Not gonna let us vote now??

Stay in the kitchen or incur the wrath of...

Lower the blinds and switch off the lights, on the way is...

Presence of light overwhelming? Nothing to depress you like...

Faced with an absence of light?....who ya gonna call?

Always striking at the worst time, it's...

Fear the awesome auto-formatting powers of...

I'll take the penis mightier for $1000, Alex...

Even a lead guitar won't help in the face of...

His lead locks are repellers of any radiation onslaught...

No simple cow-lick stands a chance against...

When baldness strikes, mild mannered Sy Sperling becomes...

Hey, you got a little paint on you. Allow me, I'm...

The cub scout is no match for...

No one has a record as clean as...

It doesn't matter how deep the cover, he'll find the dirt...

Got an embarrassing problem? Call...

Pro-ballers beware....

Cover your balls, it's...

Finishing school takes on a new meaning, with...

Has your daughter been listening to the punk rock? Ask for...

Faux Hawks get no love from...

Source

Look! In the sky, it's...

Be on the lookout for...

Cute Puppy !

Motivation is at an all time low when you meet...

Let's have a big round of applause for the...

Religion and philosophy are useless in the face of his overwhelming apathy!

Eliminating the supernatural, he's...

Don't get mad when you can get forgiveness from...

Babies cry and die when they meet...

Oh, he's so cute! Let's not wake...

Real men drink milk...

Butchers Run From...

Even JDs get the blues at the sight of...

The doctor won't feel so good when she meets...

She's the one they call...

Plus, she's got her own "Motley Crew"!

Silent but deadly...

That lawn won't mow itself...

Representin' Idaho...

Meet the reinvigorating power of...

Lay off the ambrosia, son of God, or you'll get acquainted with...

No devil can withstand the exorcizing power of...

Get high on life with...

Up-and-comers become down-and-outers when faced with...

Out with the old, in with...

Underclassmen beware!! It's the...

Cover your ears, it's...

Cheats beware...

The Nun is about

Forgot to study? Call...

Hit the showers, brain-damaged boxers! It's...

Coulda Woulda Shoulda...

Edit 10/28:
So this was a little obscure but Rod Steiger was in On the Water Front as Marlon Brando's brother whom he tells "I coulda been a contenda"

Fear not, here comes...

There's no pawn he can't handle.

Don't misunderestimate...

Tremble before the interrogative might of...

No con can escape...

Raping the horses and riding off on their women 'til dawn

Shiny Shmimy....