a man with a bone to pick...

Nothing scares...

Bwware...

When it comes to the Vice President, there's only one man with the power to stop him...

Joe the Plumber couldn't stop....

Even the Media Hound can't escape........The Airplane Poacher

Better run FOX! Your scent's been picked up by...

beating foreigners with angry mobs it's...

Even Howard can't duck...

When it comes to characters of cheesy 80's flicks, nothing tops:

You know him. You love him. It''s...

Phil can't control his power when this renegade stirs things up!

without mass there is no gravity. InfintesiMo won't be able to anchor himself against the winds of...

MagnoFry can look, but he can't find...

Harnessing the power of the sun, it's...

I hope the AnNileAtor knows a good plastic surgeon, she'll need to have her nose rebuilt after her battle with...

There's no warfare like germ warfare. Meet...

All learned men are the sworn enemy of...

Got anger issues? Try counseling through the wonderful....

Brain Freeze is melted by the impetuousness of...

Inventors and clever folks beware! Meet...

No spinner can out spin the perpetual spin of

The Worm is for amateurs. Pull up your parachute pants, it's...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_%28breakdance_move%29

Just hope you don't see only half of...

Adam Apple each day keeps The Good Doctor away

A puppet of the pharmaceutical industry, there's no problem he can't write a prescription for.

it's Addicting...

Bringing a new musical to the table it's...

Serving up success deep fat fried, it's...

Arriving unexpectedly and already far more sour than any vinegar, boo and hiss at...

Science Fair Judges BEWARE! No one in the Cafetorium can escape the slightly vinegar-scented fury of...

The Battery Eater can't withstand the scrutiny of...

Sucking every last bit of power from its victims its...

A man filled with power; it's...

Gout poses no danger to...

* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gout (caused by buildup of uric acid, hence the name and tattoo)

nothing takes The Foot out of commission like The Gout

Delivering a TMNTKO...

You can add this Bayou Battler as a friend on MySpace!

Barb Wire would do well to hire some anonymous bodyguards if she wants any chance of slowing down...

They're heroes on the half-shell.

She's cold and has a sharp tongue it's...

The Cougar Is No Match for.........the TAXIDERMISTS!!!

Congo Jack won't be top of the food chain for long once he's been...

It's sort of like being touched by an angel, but with more maiming.

Animal kingdom beware! Always on the lookout for rare game it's...

The barren mother won't be barren for long after she meets...

nobody loves...

He's legendary, he's a killer, he's horny, he's.......

His house, his rules. Don't dare to defy...

Re-done due to lameness! Forgive.

Using Rock and Roll to help you Walk and Stroll, it's...

Not Being Able to Stand Means Nothing To.....

So, the Highwayman wants you to stand and deliver? Well...

http://www.stand-and-deliver.org.uk/

Old Man River could use a laxative. He's a little backed up because of...