Rasputin will finally meet his end at the icy hands of...

Burn him all you want, you won't kill...

Just when you least expect them...

I hope you've got a good HMO. Beware...

you'll never have the last word around...

Eliminating variables won't help you against...

Tired of confusing symbols? Just call...

When in Rome...

No one's got better taste than...

even flying pigs don't have a snowball's chance in hell against...

No Jew is safe from...

Got to get tough...

It'll take more than a feminist to vanquish Miss Ogyny. Meet...

Rosie will get stuck back in the kitchen after she meets...

Even The Loose Cannon Can't Escape the Fastening Power of......

The ethics committee means nothing to the...

That kind of behavior won't be tolerated by...

Fatties beware. It's...

Don't bring a glass of wine to an opera starring...

Meet...

In all the world, only one creature can defeat the Crocodile Hunter and suffer no ill will for his actions. Number one in our hearts...

Dispatching Snakes on a Plane faster than you can stick a thumb up a croc's buthole and doing it whiter than Samuel L. Jackson ever could, it's......

With blood even colder than Iceman himself, fear the arrival of...

Striking homoerotic fear into 8 bit wannabe Icemen everywhere, it's.......

the enemy of dinosaurs, picnics and Mega Man...

The Bronto to Beat the Bicentennial Bayou Battler...

No outlet for Technical Difficulties here

Uh-oh! Looks like the HypnoToad is experiencing...

Edited: Because intangibility is wrong.

Mesmerstache is no match for the hypnotic powers of...

Sorry, Doc, nobody wants to listen to you now that we've met...

Teaching you to believe in yourself. It's...

Tell him anything you want. Your beliefs, no matter how bizarre or unfounded will have no effect on...

You don't tell him...He tells you.

A man who doesn't see black and white... only red...

Showing later Presidents how the Old School rolls...

All the solidarity in the world can't protect you from the black and white fury of...

Spreading solidarity with the Writers' Guild of America, it's...

No building can withstand the 8-bit fury of...

After a long day, you'll need to relax with a drink at...

Mona will never get her victims alone, because of...

Meet the most intrepid of interns...

Afraid of no draft, it's...

Pulling rank on Rough Draft is...

Go ahead and revise...

A lawyer doesn't stand a chance against...

The 5-0 are powerless against...

Dealing with crackheads is all in a day's work for...

A herd of Red Bulls couldn't take down...

Foe to all that is feminine (especially unicorns), it's the...

And yes, the Red Bull has his own theme music!